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Stories
The Ripper gets Ripped.
The parking around University of Florida is horrendous. Last semester Nitai had been cycling to school everyday, and hating ever minute of it. This semester it was worse. Here in Florida we had had a particularly cold spell, and the temperatures were below freezing in the early hours of the morning. To lazy to cycle in this weather, Nitai had been parking illigally in MC Donalds to avoid having to cycling to campus. Nitai had been bragging about his sly ways of avoiding the parking troubles at UF (it is almost impossible to find a spot that close to school), so I decided to play a little scam on the ripper. As I was walking back from class I saw Nitai's car , as usual, illeagally parked in the McDonald's parking lot. Nitai had told me a rumour that if you turn your wheels all the way to one side and put on the parking brake that it's not possible to tow you're car. So what I did is I put a little note on Nitai's car, hoping that he would think it was left by the Mc Donalds staff. The not warned him that "Don't you know it is illigal to park here? THIS IS A WARNING!". This note kinda scared the hell out of him, and so the next day he got up extra early and had to cycle to school in the cold rain, as he no longer had a place to park at school. The next morning, I saw him in the computer lab in the Library at school. As I walked up to him I very innocently asked him where he had parked today. Not to happy he looked at me and said he had cycled to school. He went on to explain that he thought the towing company had tried to tow him, and had failed, so the staff at Mc Donalds had left him a little note warning him about parking there in the future. I then brought out a little note pad, and asked, "Was it written on paper like this?". Realization dawning on his face, he called me a "crack whore" repeatedly, cracking up all the while, saying that he hadnt been ripped like that in a long while. He gave me mad respect for the scam, and needless to say I was lauging the hardest I've lauged in awhile.
This story is copywrite of author.
by Gauranga Kishora
(gaurarader@hotmail.com)
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